1 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:13,430 I love you. 2 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:15,370 I love you too. 3 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:07,410 of this one. 4 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:08,810 You're not done yet. 5 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:20,690 You know, my love, 6 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:24,270 I'm really getting tired of this happy horse shit. 7 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:28,130 I think it's about time you outgrew your vicarious hobby. 8 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Me too. 9 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,600 Okay, I'm coming. 10 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,720 Would you get there? I'm busy. 11 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,150 Oh, hi, Gary. 12 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,190 Yeah, yeah, fine. 13 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,930 Okay, yeah, tomorrow will be okay, sure. 14 00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,890 No, I was just busy with something, that's all. 15 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,650 Okay, see you tomorrow. 16 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:06,890 That was Gary. 17 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:07,970 No shit. 18 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:09,930 What are you so pissed at? 19 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,140 Anyway, he wants to see me again. You know, if all producers were as dumb as 20 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,920 this guy, I don't know how they'd make movies. 21 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:21,180 I'll tell you why I'm so pissed. 22 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:27,680 You! How the fuck I want to know? Can you go out there night after night on 23 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:32,700 balcony and watch that creep you call a friend screw a different girl for your 24 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:33,700 benefit? 25 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,480 Not a creep. 26 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,880 Oh, what is he? 27 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,100 He's an artist. 28 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,000 Oh, an artist. 29 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,720 How can you call that asshole an artist? 30 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,540 He's as sick as you are. 31 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,760 God, I must be going crazy. 32 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:57,200 I'm living with a moron. You know, one of us needs to see a psychiatrist. 33 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,959 You know? 34 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,960 Look, I'll be right back. 35 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:02,020 And this time, don't lock the window. 36 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,920 And keep your voice down, would you? You'll wake up the whole neighborhood. 37 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,920 it doesn't do any good. 38 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:29,770 The smoothest music you will hear this side of. 39 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,060 You can find something when you want it. 40 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,210 Mom, I'm exhausted here. 41 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,650 You're exhausted? 42 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:46,630 Oh, I'm exhausted! 43 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:49,510 Oh, you asshole! 44 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:53,750 How can you be like that? Oh, shit! Oh, God damn you! Get away! 45 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,170 You lazy? 46 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,430 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 47 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,970 Hey, I'll put this on! 48 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:07,030 You wouldn't understand. 49 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,529 Come on, handsome. 50 00:14:15,530 --> 00:14:16,530 Hi, Gail. 51 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:18,970 How do you feel today? 52 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,670 Oh, not bad. 53 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:22,450 You look a little tired. 54 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:24,830 Had a rough night, lover boy? 55 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,230 You could say that. 56 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,170 Ah, trouble with the little lady? 57 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,110 The usual. 58 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:35,410 Well, if it gets to be too much, you know where to find me. 59 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:41,170 Oh, that's a very tempting offer, but if I don't go and see Gary, I'll forget 60 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,170 what I came here for. 61 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,690 Is he busy? 62 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,300 Oh, who knows? 63 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:47,480 Why don't you go find out for yourself? 64 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,040 All right. 65 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,340 Hey, Gary, what, you lose something? 66 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,940 Oh, there's no money up. 67 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,360 I forgot you were coming by. 68 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,660 Joyce and I were just rehearsing a scene from your book. 69 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:20,980 Excuse me, Pierce. 70 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,040 Fucking Gail. 71 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,580 She knew we were in here. 72 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,820 You should fire her. 73 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:30,860 Not a chance. 74 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,420 Okay, Pearson. What was it you wanted to see me about? 75 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,100 Oh, I thought you wanted to see me. 76 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,680 That's right. 77 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,720 Two things. 78 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,780 First... 79 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,100 I want you to meet somebody that's perfect for the part of Diane. 80 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,160 Pierce, this is Joyce. 81 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,980 Joyce, this is Pearson Bowcamper. 82 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,900 He's the man that wrote the book that this movie's based on. 83 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:57,720 Oh, this is a pleasure. 84 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,480 Ever since I read your book, I've wanted to meet you. 85 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800 Thank you. 86 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,180 So what do you think, Pierce? 87 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,500 Great, huh? 88 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:09,260 Honey, why don't you wait out in the reception area? I want to speak to 89 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260 for a second. 90 00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:12,930 I hope I see you again. 91 00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:19,590 What do you think, Pierce? 92 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:21,090 Cute piece, huh? 93 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,710 You're not going to use it for Diana, are you? 94 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,630 No. 95 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,850 She can't act her way out of a paper bag. 96 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,410 Listen, the reason I ask you in here, we're having some writing problems and 97 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,650 may have to postpone the date. 98 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,790 Do you think you could give the writer a little help? 99 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,800 Look, I'm getting kind of sick of, you know, working on it, you know? 100 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,160 Think about it. 101 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,880 All right. 102 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,680 Pearson. 103 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,860 Send Joyce in here, old buddy. 104 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 All right. 105 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,040 Joyce? 106 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,859 Yeah? Gary wants to talk to you. I think he wants to continue working on that 107 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,859 scene. 108 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:07,980 Oh! 109 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,109 Thank you. 110 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,010 Oh, I hope I see you again. 111 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,010 Okay? I hope so, too. 112 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:25,469 Nice kid. 113 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:26,470 You think so? 114 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,190 Sure. 115 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:30,070 She's fucked every producer in town. 116 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,650 Hey, give her a break. You know, she's just trying to get ahead. She wants to 117 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:34,650 get a part. 118 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,910 I guess you're right. 119 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:43,210 Come here, I want to show you something Is 120 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:49,650 this the right position? 121 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,190 Mm -hmm. 122 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:17,660 um 123 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,030 Oh, God. 124 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,780 Hi, Gail. 125 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,460 Hi, Candy. 126 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,260 I see you're enjoying two of your favorite recreations. 127 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,760 Well, 128 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,440 just stop by to say hello and tell you that Robert and I will be out of town 129 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,800 the week. We're going skiing. 130 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,540 Well, bye. 131 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,080 Bye. 132 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,530 Who was that? 133 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,670 That was Candy. 134 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,590 You better believe it. 135 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:59,190 Hey, come back here. 136 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:01,490 Finish what we started. 137 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:12,870 Who is she? 138 00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,990 She works here. 139 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,149 Works here? 140 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:22,130 She's a script reader. If the script's good enough, she passes it on. 141 00:24:22,410 --> 00:24:25,650 Now forget her. She's gone, and I'm still here. 142 00:24:27,470 --> 00:24:28,490 Where's she going skiing? 143 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,980 Kirkwood, I guess. That's where she always skis. 144 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,840 She really rang your bell, didn't she? 145 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:37,900 How do you get to Kirkwood? 146 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:49,400 I saw Rose today. 147 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:50,980 Oh, yeah? 148 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,080 What'd she have to say? 149 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,240 Nothing much. 150 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,320 Only that I should leave you. 151 00:24:57,860 --> 00:24:58,860 Yeah? 152 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600 What did you say to that? 153 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,980 I told her that I loved you. 154 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,800 I bet you that pissed her off. 155 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:08,580 My Kleenex. 156 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,840 Why should that piss her off? 157 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,520 Because she's been trying to get in your pants for years. 158 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,800 Oh, that's a fucking lie. 159 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,940 Look, just because she competes one -to -one with me doesn't mean she's a queer, 160 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:22,499 you know. 161 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,980 I didn't say she was a queer. 162 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,700 All I said was that she wanted you. 163 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,030 We are just friends. 164 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:30,870 Platonic friends. 165 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,430 Yeah. 166 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:34,530 Because you want it that way. 167 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:45,430 Where are you? 168 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:46,950 I'm asking. 169 00:25:47,030 --> 00:25:48,290 I'm asking. Great. 170 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,090 Again. 171 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:13,960 watch each other fucking all of the girls in the world. I hate it. I hate 172 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,420 you're doing. You're sick. 173 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,660 You are very sick and I think it's disgusting. 174 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,380 Flat fucking disgusting. 175 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,920 Shit. Shit. 176 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,420 Hey, what's wrong with what I'm doing? I just like sex, that's all. Nothing 177 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 I don't know any psychiatrists. Well, I do. 178 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,880 Rose gave me his number. 179 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,420 Oh, great. 180 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,320 For me. 181 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,700 And after your wife left you, how long was it before you moved in with Heather? 182 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,580 Oh, I don't know. Six, eight months, I guess. 183 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,080 Mm -hmm. And during this time, did you have any affairs? 184 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,120 Couple. 185 00:27:46,639 --> 00:27:53,600 Two? Well, uh... One and a half. You see, the second time I was pretty 186 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,140 drunk, so I really don't remember what happened. 187 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:58,620 I see. One and a half. 188 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,980 And then you met Heather. Tell me, Pearson, how many affairs have you had, 189 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,780 including your ex -wife and Heather? 190 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,400 Well, let me think. 191 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,300 Including my ex -wife and Heather. 192 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,680 Three and a half. 193 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,200 I see. 194 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:22,820 Just as I thought. 195 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,740 And tell me, are you afraid of women? 196 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,040 No. 197 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,700 At least I don't think so. Why? 198 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:35,900 Well, it appears to me that you keep them at a distance while enjoying your 199 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,460 clandestine sex vicariously through your friend George. 200 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,080 Clandestine sex? 201 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,120 If that offends you, perhaps I could use the term fantasy sex. 202 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:52,300 You think sex, for sex's sake, without love is dirty. 203 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,640 Obviously, bad toilet training. 204 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:59,540 But you also believe if you don't participate and just watch, it's all 205 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:02,920 You use your friend George to do your dirty work for you. 206 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:06,160 As I see the situation, there's only one cure. 207 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,040 What might that be? 208 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:26,260 visit to Dr. Woods. 209 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,500 I didn't go see Dr. Woods. 210 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,340 What? I said I didn't go see Dr. Woods. I went to a guy George recommended. 211 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:35,940 What? 212 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,259 You heard me. 213 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:42,040 Oh, I heard you. I just can't believe it. 214 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,200 So what did this clown have to say? 215 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,320 That you and George are normal and the rest of us are nuts? 216 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880 I don't know. 217 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,860 All right. 218 00:29:53,830 --> 00:29:55,770 Well, what did he say is wrong with you? 219 00:29:56,870 --> 00:30:00,650 I don't know. He mentioned something about bad toilet training. 220 00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:03,830 Bad toilet training? 221 00:30:05,790 --> 00:30:06,830 Bad toilet training. 222 00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,670 I sent out a pervert and I got back an idiot. 223 00:30:12,890 --> 00:30:14,670 Who the hell are you calling a pervert? 224 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,890 I'm sick of being made the heavy in this asinine relationship. 225 00:30:18,410 --> 00:30:20,310 You know what's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. 226 00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:22,110 It's you. You're the one with the problems, not me. 227 00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:23,390 You're prude. 228 00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,730 A prude, a prude, a prude. 229 00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:26,390 Yeah, look at the way you dress. 230 00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:30,390 You and your dyke friend Rose. You can't make a decision without consulting her. 231 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,050 Now get off my back. 232 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,690 In fact, I got a better idea. 233 00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:35,230 Get out of my apartment. 234 00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:36,930 I don't want to hear your shit anymore. 235 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:39,630 Now I'm going to be gone for a couple of days. 236 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:44,810 When I get back, don't be here. 237 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,280 I sure do hate to see the little bastard go. 238 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,480 Hey, buddy boy, you want a beer? 239 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,940 You look like you could use one. 240 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:50,980 Yeah, I didn't have time for breakfast. 241 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,900 George, you're looking at a free man, and it feels good. 242 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:02,520 I hate to think of all the pussy that I've seen you let slip through your 243 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,720 fingers. You hate to think about it. What about me? 244 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,400 When am I going to get to catch a glimpse of that fox that you've been 245 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,400 me about? 246 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,980 Hey, now, wait a minute. 247 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,640 I saw her first. She's mine. 248 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,540 Don't get any ideas. I know what you do. 249 00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,780 I wouldn't be coming up here if it wasn't for her. 250 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,440 Relax, period. 251 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,880 I'm on your side. 252 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:20,900 I'm here to help you. 253 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:23,640 You're finally relaxing. It's good for you. 254 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,520 Probably help you writing, too. 255 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,800 Well, in all honesty, George, I could use some help, you know. 256 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,860 When we score like a bandit, you got women hanging all over you. 257 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,820 Next to that, I feel like some kind of virgin. 258 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,220 What are you talking about? You've been married. 259 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:40,760 You live with a girl. 260 00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:43,680 It's not the same as you do it. 261 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,860 Well, yeah, I know that. 262 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,079 Stop the van. 263 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,080 Stop the van. 264 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:01,700 I'd like to start your lessons right here and now. 265 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760 Huh? 266 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,120 Hi. Welcome. 267 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,460 Come on. 268 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:26,310 Howdy, Jake. Coming to your home. They have all night with oldies but goodies, 269 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:29,530 and if you've never had an oldie, you don't know what a goodie is. 270 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:39,850 You girls want a beer? 271 00:33:40,190 --> 00:33:42,590 Sounds fine with me. How about you two? Oh, that sounds good. 272 00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:45,150 I'm George, and this is Pierce. 273 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:47,350 I'm Sally, and this is my sister Susan. 274 00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:50,310 You girls always hitchhike with your skis? 275 00:33:53,639 --> 00:33:55,220 Well, we got dropped off. 276 00:33:56,140 --> 00:34:01,420 In the middle of nowhere. 277 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,160 We had a fight with our boyfriends and they kicked us out. 278 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,680 Bastards. 279 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,760 What for? What did you do? 280 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,360 Well, you know, they thought we were screwing around on them. 281 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880 Behind your back. 282 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,958 Were you? 283 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,520 Sure. But they didn't know it. 284 00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:26,870 Didn't they? 285 00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:29,949 They were only guessing. They're just like little kids. 286 00:34:30,290 --> 00:34:31,949 We're better off without them. Sure, sure. 287 00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:37,350 Well, I think that their loss is our gain. 288 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:44,170 Your girls want to fuck? 289 00:34:45,389 --> 00:34:47,590 I thought you'd never ask. 290 00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:52,210 What you got to offer? 291 00:34:52,770 --> 00:34:54,690 I thought you'd never ask. 292 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:17,730 Awfully glad we picked you up. 293 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:30,430 Isn't that great? 294 00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:36,730 See, isn't that so? 295 00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:39,410 You like? 296 00:35:39,810 --> 00:35:40,810 You like it? 297 00:35:41,450 --> 00:35:43,170 It gets bigger, you know. 298 00:35:43,450 --> 00:35:44,269 Oh, it does. 299 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:45,270 I hope so. 300 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,140 Forget it if you're man enough. 301 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,160 Can't do it, huh? 302 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,100 Guess you're not the stud you thought you were, huh? 303 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:53,180 And I want everybody to listen closely to Sweater Girls. 304 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,210 You are back here, good boy. 305 00:38:35,050 --> 00:38:36,850 You'll get your turn, Pierce. I promise. 306 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,280 Keep driving, please. 307 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,760 Keep driving, buddy. 308 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,320 Grammys, I'll give you your turn. 309 00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:11,010 Stop looking back in your face and drive. You're going to crash. 310 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:12,810 I 311 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:31,970 think 312 00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:35,190 our driver needs some help. 313 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,520 I think so, too. 314 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,480 It's radio station. 315 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,320 B -A -P -Q. 316 00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,380 That's coming your way. 317 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,220 With my own stick at the wheel. 318 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,060 That's our car engine. 319 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,900 You enjoying that, Paris? 320 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,660 Oh, honey, what a garage. 321 00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,560 Well, I got a car. You got a beautiful car. Oh, come on. George will take care 322 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,560 of you. Oh, yeah. 323 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,220 I'm not driving. You want me to wreck you? 324 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,900 Mr. Black. 325 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,400 George? George? 326 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,070 It's my fault. 327 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,040 You ready? 328 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,860 Maybe I ought to take some lessons. 329 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,420 No, Pierce, I can teach you better than those lessons. 330 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:35,720 Oh, man, I'm not going down there. No way am I going down there. 331 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,400 Look, the longer you stand there thinking about it, the harder it's going 332 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,500 Just get on down there. 333 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,080 Look, I know, I know, I know that. 334 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,660 Let me just psych myself into it, okay? 335 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:48,960 The more you stand there being chicken shit about the whole thing, the harder 336 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,660 it's going to be and the less time you're going to have to look for that 337 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:53,600 Look, I know this. Now, wait a minute. 338 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:54,900 Look, just let me... 339 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,899 Let me get warm here. 340 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,280 Let me relax into it. 341 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,020 I'll look at the scenery, relax into it, and I'll do it. 342 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:08,780 That's her. 343 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:09,860 That's her. 344 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,460 That's that girl I was telling you about in the great pants. 345 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:13,740 Wow, she's got a great ass. 346 00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,680 Hey, now, wait a minute. Don't go down there and scare her. Don't say anything. 347 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400 Come on, she's mine now. When you get down there and get her. 348 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,840 Well, but... Come on, get down there. 349 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,560 You're doing great. 350 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:29,560 Now bend down. Bend your knees, Pierce. 351 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:31,940 Keep your poles in front of you. Don't turn. 352 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,240 Get up. 353 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,900 Hey. Are you all right? 354 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:43,700 Icy today. 355 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,760 You've got to be careful. 356 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,320 Thanks. 357 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,360 Well... 358 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,900 Here you go. No broken bones, at least. 359 00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,700 No. 360 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,980 No. Hey, don't I know you? 361 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:06,760 Yeah. Yeah. We're a friend of Gail's. A good friend of Gail's. 362 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,940 What's your name? 363 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:11,800 I'm Pearson. 364 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,320 Pearson Bocamper. 365 00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:15,620 Pearson? 366 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,200 Why, you wrote Flying Low. 367 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,420 The book Gary's making into a movie. 368 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,680 I love that book. 369 00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,920 And now here I am, standing here talking to its author. 370 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,840 How exciting. 371 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,720 Well, I'd like to talk some more. 372 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,400 But I'm late for an appointment. 373 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:41,820 I will be in the bar tonight. 374 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:44,820 Maybe if you're free, you could meet me. 375 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:45,879 Oh, yeah. 376 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,200 That would be great. I'd love... Yeah, I'll be there. Great. 377 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,840 Okay. 378 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,200 Well... 379 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,300 Bye. 380 00:48:22,790 --> 00:48:23,790 Pearson, will you relax? 381 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,070 Everything's going to be all right. 382 00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:29,990 Hey! Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay? 383 00:48:30,850 --> 00:48:36,370 I wish she'd get here. I'm a nervous wreck. 384 00:48:36,650 --> 00:48:39,250 Yeah, I am too. Listen, I'll be back, not real soon. 385 00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:42,370 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what do I do when she gets here? What do I 386 00:48:42,370 --> 00:48:43,229 say? Relax! 387 00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,690 Everything's going to be all right. She wouldn't be coming here if she didn't 388 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:46,690 want some action. 389 00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:48,730 Okay? 390 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:18,450 The ladies' room. 391 00:49:18,490 --> 00:49:19,910 No, no, you must be mistaken. 392 00:49:21,530 --> 00:49:22,530 How so? 393 00:49:22,610 --> 00:49:28,790 Well, this is a room, and I'm a man, so this must be the men's room. 394 00:49:34,150 --> 00:49:38,670 Excuse me, I've got to take a piss. 395 00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:44,910 I was right. This is the ladies' room. 396 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440 Oh, well, that's a honey. 397 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,100 Thanks. 398 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,280 It's not much, but it's all I got. 399 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:58,120 If Gene had a cub like that, I'd be the happiest woman in the world. 400 00:49:58,740 --> 00:49:59,740 Forever. 401 00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:02,000 Well, how'd you like to be happy for just a little while? 402 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,960 I thought you had to piss. 403 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760 Oh, it can wait. 404 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,400 Good. 405 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,520 Mind if I sit down? 406 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:03,780 Oh, please, sit. 407 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:08,500 Would you like a drink? 408 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,780 Sure, thanks. 409 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:11,600 Bartender? 410 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,800 You called? 411 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:16,900 Hi, little lady. 412 00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:18,820 Fred's your name? 413 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,840 Goodwill's my game. 414 00:52:21,420 --> 00:52:23,100 Mind if I join you? Thanks. 415 00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,820 Hey, look, this is a private party. You're not invited, okay? 416 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,680 Just an oversight, I'm sure. 417 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,160 It's not an oversight. 418 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,380 Look, give me a break. I'm with this girl. 419 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:33,860 You don't sound very friendly. 420 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,620 As a matter of fact, you sound like an asshole. 421 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,320 Well, maybe I am, so you admit it. 422 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,700 What are you doing with an asshole like him when you could be with a nice guy 423 00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:45,499 like me? 424 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,720 What if you were the last prick on this earth? 425 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,460 So you're a cunt, just like all the rest. 426 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:56,480 Well, baby, maybe you think your shit don't stink, but I'm telling you, 427 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,970 you're... Pussy reeks like six tons of rotten tuna. Hey, that's enough. 428 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,090 You just get out of here now. 429 00:53:04,150 --> 00:53:06,230 Yeah? And who's going to make me? 430 00:53:06,890 --> 00:53:07,890 You? 431 00:53:10,210 --> 00:53:12,190 Well, if I have to, yeah, yeah. 432 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:14,110 Well, you have to. 433 00:53:16,450 --> 00:53:17,770 Well, get out of here. 434 00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,480 People really say that, huh? 435 00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:20,660 You're in my room. 436 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,820 How are you feeling? 437 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,460 Okay. What happened? 438 00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:27,080 You were wonderful. 439 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,440 Yeah? I was? 440 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,960 Now I'd like to do something for you. 441 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,280 You would, huh? Like what? 442 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,320 Anything you'd like. 443 00:56:46,090 --> 00:56:47,090 I'll make a suggestion. 444 00:56:48,890 --> 00:56:50,850 I thought we might fuck. 445 00:56:54,070 --> 00:56:55,070 Fuck. 446 00:56:58,370 --> 00:56:59,830 Um, what about Robert? 447 00:57:00,410 --> 00:57:01,470 He's out for the evening. 448 00:57:33,290 --> 00:57:34,290 Are you fast? 449 00:57:35,170 --> 00:57:39,790 How fast do you think you can get out of your clothes? 450 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,120 Amen. 451 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:27,660 Thank you. 452 01:01:11,279 --> 01:01:13,120 No. No. 453 01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,000 beautiful woman I've ever seen. 454 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,320 Really, it's never been like this for me before. 455 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:05,540 Never. 456 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:06,720 I liked it, too. 457 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:07,999 Oh, great. 458 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000 Wow. 459 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,220 You know, when we get back to town, we can do this every night. It'll be 460 01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:15,240 fantastic. Hey. 461 01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,980 Hey, wait a minute. 462 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,220 I do have an old man, you know. 463 01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:23,380 Yeah, but I thought after tonight it'd be a little different, you know. 464 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:26,840 my love, you're not the only man that turns me on. 465 01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:28,820 Robert does. 466 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,440 And I love him. 467 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:32,800 You do? 468 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:34,180 Of course. 469 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,760 We've got an agreement. 470 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,060 If either of us feels like fucking around, we do. 471 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,020 No one person can expect to satisfy another completely. 472 01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:45,660 As a matter of fact, we often share. 473 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:48,600 Share? Sure. 474 01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:49,900 Three ways. 475 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,480 Sometimes even more. 476 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,500 Everybody sharing with everybody else. 477 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,500 It's the way the world should be. 478 01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,160 You know, you ought to try it. 479 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:00,680 Hey, I know. 480 01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:03,980 Robert won't be too late tonight. Maybe the three of us. 481 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:13,280 Hey, what are you doing? 482 01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:16,399 I'm asking myself the same question. 483 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:24,600 What's the hurry? I was just getting started with that chick. 484 01:08:25,260 --> 01:08:26,939 I just forgot something, that's all. 485 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:28,500 Yeah, what? 486 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,200 You look fantastic. 487 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,180 So do you. 488 01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:35,840 I couldn't leave. 489 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:37,200 Oh. 490 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:34,960 Why do you think it's beauty, too? 491 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,040 No. 492 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,580 I'm going to stay with one. 493 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,370 Oh, baby.